子非魚: 2013

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

你幾歲？

悅兒最近成日話自己五歲，

大個仔可以夠高開大門，

又話自己好快六歲（才剛剛過生日）

然後悅兒又問我幾歲

有點驚喜有此一問

我就答34

顯然悅兒只會一至十

三十四這個蓋念太大了

結果要四輪數手指先至數得掂

後話：後來用了五步和三十四歩顯示我地嘅差距

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

悅語錄

生氣時：

「唔同你做朋友」

見到我做工作時：

「吓？你仲係度做緊野呀？」

而我對悅兒的四大律法則無加無減，每次悅發脾氣時候都要悅兒自己念一次：

「唔該爸爸

唔好喊

唔好嘈

鐘意爸爸」

Sunday, October 13, 2013

媽媽牌水餃

老媽子終生學習

學人包皮厚餡靓、

大小不一的餃子

包完個幾十隻水餃，

連洗頭個陣都覺得頭髮係面團搓洗。。。

Friday, October 11, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Saturday, September 21, 2013

悅兒墨寶Fathers Day

悅兒在學校做勞作仔

係一個空白杯上畫公仔

我一見有火柴人

就問究竟邊個打邊個

原來左面係我、右邊係悅兒自己

我再問媽咪呢？

原來係後面嘅紅色火柴人。。

真係好難分得出高下！

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

有無豆豆？

悅兒本來好hea咁係梳化睇dinosaur king

本來嫲嫲叫佢飲淸保涼湯

佢隨口話唔要

點知突然醒起啲乜野咁

好認真老正咁

豎起手指咁問有無豆豆（南北杏）

。。

鐘意既野就乜都得

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Bingo 我中獎了 =)

終於中奬了！剛剛有個印度口音好重嘅女聲打黎，然後轉俾個男人自稱Kelvin，話佢地係Microsoft打黎，我部電腦中左virus，而佢地只有我部電腦嘅serial number，猛要我開電腦（唔知想做乜）。但係我問佢地我用邊個windows version都答唔出，再問叫乜名就cut左我線。。google之後原來有好多呢啲scamming call，最後會叫你上paypal入$俾佢地。。

真係好開心可以中到呢個獎：）

http://blog.malwarebytes.org/intelligence/2013/04/phone-scammers-call-the-wrong-guy-get-mad-and-trash-pc/

Have you ever received a call from someone with a heavy Indian accent from Microsoft saying your computer had errors or viruses? The purpose of these calls is to get an easy $299 (or whatever amount they choose) by scaring you into thinking there’s something really wrong with your computer and that they can fix it for you.

These telephony scams have been going on for many years and scammers keep robbing innocent people sadly because their success ratio is still worth their time and effort. It happens that I got ‘the call’ while minding my own business on a regular work day. I immediately recognized what this was all about and decided to play the game to see how far this would go.
The caller’s number did not appear on my phone, a sign that they were using some Voice over IP (VoIP) or such technology that both completely hides their identity and costs them nothing for long distance calls.

This scam is a well-oiled machine which starts off with the alleged Microsoft representative asking you to turn on your computer to perform some checks for errors. They essentially make you open different applications which aren’t typically known by regular users.